T-Shirt — “My Dad’s Pronouns Are Cremated” Gothic Flames Graphic Tee
Black / S
$33.99
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings dark humor and vintage horror vibes to your everyday wardrobe. The relaxed-fit cotton feels lived-in from the first wear thanks to post-construction dyeing and a soft, textured finish. Front art mixes playful skulls, licking flames, and a retro urn motif with the cheeky line “my dad's pronouns are cremated,” giving the shirt a tongue-in-cheek, campy energy that lands at Halloween hangouts, memorial-themed gag gifts, or nights out with friends who appreciate macabre wit. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, no-side-seam build mean it wears well and ages gracefully. Available in a wide palette of garment-dyed shades and sizes S–4XL, this tee settles into rotation quickly — the kind you reach for when you want to make people laugh and raise an eyebrow without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: soft, long-lasting heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish: washed-in color and lived-in texture from the first wear.
- Tube-knit, no side seams with double-needle stitching for durability and cleaner silhouette.
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available in sizes S–4XL (consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart).
- Sewn-in label and offered in 58 color options to suit different looks.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — “My Dad’s Pronouns Are Cremated” Gothic Flames Graphic Tee
$33.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: soft, long-lasting heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish: washed-in color and lived-in texture from the first wear.
- Tube-knit, no side seams with double-needle stitching for durability and cleaner silhouette.
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available in sizes S–4XL (consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart).
- Sewn-in label and offered in 58 color options to suit different looks.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean