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Night-shift parents know that small, quiet moments can feel huge. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries that midnight hush — a soft, worn-in feel with a vintage color wash and a bold, slightly eerie illustration that names the hour: 3:17 A.M. The print shows a tiny figure framed in a doorway while two exhausted parents sleep, capturing the mix of love, fatigue, and uncanny humor that comes with late-night parenting. Wear it over pajamas, under a cardigan, or out to a low-key gathering when you want to signal solidarity with other bleary-eyed caregivers.
The relaxed cut drapes easily over layers and the garment-dyed finish gives every shirt a lived-in, singular look. Heavyweight cotton keeps the silhouette structured while still feeling break-in soft. Sizes run through 4XL so you can find a comfortable fit that works for late-night feedings, stroller walks, or just lounging on the couch while someone else handles the dishes.
This tee speaks to parents who survive on catnaps and coffee, to new caregivers who find humor in the small, surreal hours, and to anyone who appreciates darkly nostalgic artwork and vintage-inspired tees. Slip it on when the house is quiet and the clock reads something that only parents understand.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed for a soft color, vintage texture, and unique, slightly faded look.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with sewn-in label; sizes S–4XL available.
- Pre-shrunk fabric, available in many colors; made in Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
3:17 A.M. T-Shirt — Creepy Doll Nighttime Horror Tee
$25.99
The relaxed cut drapes easily over layers and the garment-dyed finish gives every shirt a lived-in, singular look. Heavyweight cotton keeps the silhouette structured while still feeling break-in soft. Sizes run through 4XL so you can find a comfortable fit that works for late-night feedings, stroller walks, or just lounging on the couch while someone else handles the dishes.
This tee speaks to parents who survive on catnaps and coffee, to new caregivers who find humor in the small, surreal hours, and to anyone who appreciates darkly nostalgic artwork and vintage-inspired tees. Slip it on when the house is quiet and the clock reads something that only parents understand.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed for a soft color, vintage texture, and unique, slightly faded look.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with sewn-in label; sizes S–4XL available.
- Pre-shrunk fabric, available in many colors; made in Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean