"absolutely not" Minimalist Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Sweatshirt
S / Dark Chocolate
$34.28
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This crewneck sweatshirt reads like a quiet inside joke you can wear anywhere. Soft, medium-weight fabric with a clean, understated embroidered phrase at the chest gives it an effortless, lived-in vibe — the kind of piece you reach for on slow mornings, late-night drives, or when you want to feel a little wry and comfortable at once. The fit is classic and roomy without being bulky, the ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape, and the tubular knit keeps lines smooth. It settles into your rotation and becomes the sweater you grab when you want warmth, subtle personality, and no fuss.
Product features
- Embroidered chest and wrist decoration options
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
- DTF inner neck labels; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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"absolutely not" Minimalist Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Sweatshirt
$34.28
Product features
- Embroidered chest and wrist decoration options
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
- DTF inner neck labels; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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