Dad Tax T‑Shirt — "Making Sure It's Not Poison" Funny Father's Day Tee
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$25.99
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A soft, garment-dyed tee that carries a wink and a grin. The vintage-styled front print reads “DAD TAX” above playful illustrations of fries, a soda, pizza and ice cream, with the line “MAKING SURE IT’S NOT POISON.” The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial but broken-in thanks to the after-construction dye process — it wears in, not out. Relaxed fit and double-stitched seams stand up to repeated washes and family life, while the tubular knit and sewn-in label keep the silhouette clean and simple. Wear it on backyard pizza nights, grocery runs where the kids demand a treat, or casual days when dad’s on snack patrol. It looks best with lived-in jeans, a faded cap, and whatever hands-on parenting bravery brought you to the snack aisle.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — garment-dyed for soft, lived-in color
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
- Tubular (no side seams) construction with sewn-in label
- Available S–4XL; offered in 58 colorways
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Dad Tax T‑Shirt — "Making Sure It's Not Poison" Funny Father's Day Tee
$25.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — garment-dyed for soft, lived-in color
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
- Tubular (no side seams) construction with sewn-in label
- Available S–4XL; offered in 58 colorways
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean